BUT.
…John Mayer has developed a malignant tumor in his left pinkie toe.

This really sucks for me as I’ll be having his lovechild this December.
Source: Who needs one?!!
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This has been a very sarcastic post by Mia.
Dear tabloid reporters without brains: SHUT UP ’bout my baby!







Mia! Thanks for always butting out the funny & positive for john & us! He will be back better then ever… The media & tabloids are sick!! People that get John, get John. The haters are sad and are missing out on a amazing talent! You notice all the wonderful things he has done & continues to do are never mentioned…
They just do it to sell more papers.
I get it. It makes me mad when they make it sound like he may never sing again without having anything at all to back up what they’re saying.