THIS. Was the first thing I read when I logged into my Tumblr blog this morning.
And I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna choke on my …let’s say milk… (it was Mountain Dew).
For those of you who DON’T KNOW, John Mayer has an older brother named Carl. Carl.… 
Mayer.
Carl Mayer who is very funny. Carl Mayer who has a blog on Tumblr. Carl Mayer who can sometimes use …let’s say spicy… language.
AnyWAYzzzzzzzz, my Tumblr blog consists of 99% flowers so I couldn’t really reblog it THERE.
So, well… (unless someone objects)… I’ve decided to post the amusing anecdote HERE.
We’ll call it.
Joke by Carl:
In My Defense…
I’m hearing from a lot of people who were offended by my behavior yesterday—mostly by my use of the word “cunt.” I’m sorry if anyone was bothered, but I stand by my choice of words.
When the red light changes to green and there’s still a crippled nun in the crosswalk, what else am I supposed to scream at her? ”Move your ass, you gimpy birth canal!” doesn’t pack the same wallop.
- Carl Mayer
Source: Untitled Carl Mayer Project.
Now. I can’t POSSIBLY cover up my last two sizzling hot John pic posts with a post filled with words that just sit there looking all like words… 
So Imma end this post with something that should make us all adequately melt:
Did I do good?
Hope so.
Happy day to ALL! 
You did fine thank you…how recent is this photo?
(Thank you.
) OhmmH. I will try to find you an exact date, but for the moment I can tell you that it’s a pic from his summer concert tour circa 2010. 
i don’t think what Carl said was funny at all..it was rather offensive!! WTH seriously
Thus the reader discretion advisory. Yes, he is. Well, I… He cracks me UP. /// I’m sorry that you were offended.
Honestly. I find the word extremely offensive myself. And do not allow anyone to use it in my presence.
It’s just. The way. Sometimes things. I could not stop myself from laughing. It was FUNNY.
Had I felt the word had been used in a way meant to offend, I definitely would not have posted it.
It’s your blog. lol Do what you want! I have my own and NO—BODY ever tells me what to do. Blog or otherwise.
“Play with” that’s dubious. But cute.
I won’t leave you, you share a love of my snuck ‘ems. I enjoy your blog.
I’ll deal with the yahoo later…
Carl– very familiar with Carl. No censor whatsoever. […]
Carl is profoundly protective of his brother, loves him and supports him […] And…he has a great telephone voice.
Big
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I adore your posts.
I am anal about comments, I’m sure you know that.
I’ve WAY edited down what you said.
If you prefer I delete the whole thing, I will.
You are so fun to play with on my blog.
“Please don’t leave me!”