When I posted my first ode to John Mayer’s tattoo fineness, I was a newbie.
And.
It occurred to me recently (two minutes ago) that if I posted ANOTHER…
I could make it even yummier! 
Behold the gorgeous and try not to fainT.…
*needs a moment to remember how to breathe*
Hot, luscious, sexy. John Mayer.… IN (unfortunately NOT my) BED!
Oh. Uh. ooooOOoooh. Imma be sleeping with this picture under my pillow tonighT!!
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. OooooOOooH! *has forgotten how to speak*
*somehow manages to actually focus on John’s freakin’ fantastically amazing tattoo sleeve for a minute*
Here’s one of the masterpiece in its earlier stages…
(*pretends to notice he HAS a tattoo while doing nothing but staring at his CHEST*)
When I die please bury me with absolutely nothing but this picture please! 
Does anyone know how to spell … SPONTANEOUS ORGASM??
S. P. O. N. T. A. N. E. O. U. S. OoOoOOOOoooo!!! O.R.G.A.S.M!!!!! 
*seriously considers cuddling up with these pictures as she saunters off to bed*
Night!!! 
____________UPDATE:
*roughly 6–8 hours pass*
Mmmmm. I simply could NOT leave off this most recent display of John Mayer’s incredible um, uh.…. EVERYTHING!
(*stored on my other computer*)
He looks so hoT and bad boy in this pic I can’t type a of word of all the NSFW things I’m thinking!
*turns crimson with lust before.….….… [so very, very redacted]*
*THUD*
I was at that concert (third pic from the top) and I had a small heart attack when he walked out shirtless. It was HOT that night and the electricity had gone out, so we had to wait a while for it to come back on. It was totally worth it for THAT.
O.M.G. I would need me some privacy after John walked out looking like THAT!
I’m turning red just thinking about it!
(That’s one of my favorite pictures of him.)
You are getting better with your commentary. lol
I’m a jedi of restraint when it comes to this man.
I understand how difficult it is to restrain yourself.
I hope we get a glimpse of him today…if he ducks out of the studio for a break! Sucky day that only a pic of his smiling face can help.
I enjoy my lack of restraint a LOT too much to hold back any further
.… it’s so much part of the fun! And John is nothing if not VERY fun to look at.
A John smile would be nice, but maybe these will help…
Aw.. thanks.
That reminds me to order Papa John’s for dinner tonight. lol
And NO! There’s no substitute for my suga buga.
Seriously I just woke up and decied I needed a little hotness!! John is soooooooo fine! It hurts! I’m glad I visit this site religiously! It always makes my day! I absolutely love John Mayer!
I mean I *would!! lol
Thanks for putting all my fave pics in one spot.
John’s gorgeous. I routinely kiss him before bed every night. Scar, 77 and lips… lights out..
*drops dead*