When I posted my first ode to John Mayer’s tattoo fineness, I was a newbie.
It occurred to me recently (two minutes ago) that if I posted ANOTHER…
I could make it even yummier! ;)
Behold the gorgeous and try not to fainT….
*needs a moment to remember how to breathe*
Hot, luscious, sexy. John Mayer…. IN (unfortunately NOT my) BED!
Oh. Uh. ooooOOoooh. Imma be sleeping with this picture under my pillow tonighT!! ;)
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. OooooOOooH! *has forgotten how to speak*
*somehow manages to actually focus on John’s freakin’ fantastically amazing tattoo sleeve for a minute*
Here’s one of the masterpiece in its earlier stages…
(*pretends to notice he HAS a tattoo while doing nothing but staring at his CHEST*)
When I die please bury me with absolutely nothing but this picture please! :inlove:
Does anyone know how to spell … SPONTANEOUS ORGASM??
S. P. O. N. T. A. N. E. O. U. S. OoOoOOOOoooo!!! O.R.G.A.S.M!!!!! :heart:
*seriously considers cuddling up with these pictures as she saunters off to bed*
*roughly 6-8 hours pass*
Mmmmm. I simply could NOT leave off this most recent display of John Mayer’s incredible um, uh….. EVERYTHING!
(*stored on my other computer*)
He looks so hoT and bad boy in this pic I can’t type a of word of all the NSFW things I’m thinking!
*turns crimson with lust before………… [so very, very redacted]*