I really thought John Mayer was grow­ing his hair out.

But, some­what sadly.

Based on pics posted on another web­site that shall remain NAMELESS

Cuz they say mean things about my baby.

(That would be John).

Looks like John Mayer may have got­ten a…

“wait for it”

HAIRCUT!!

*gasp*

Imma do some­thing I NEVER DO.

Imma give the hair cut a teeny, weeny, VERY TINY LITTLE BIT of a boo.

I mean, gee JOHN MAYER.

Now I will have less hair to tug on when we finally make hot, steamy, sweet and nasty…

I’ll let you fill in the blanks.

BUT.

Wait.

John Mayer’s short hair does bring out the gor­geous, mas­culin­ity of his per­fectly DIVINE features.

So.

I guess Imma give the hair­cut a big fat YAY(!!) after all.

Was there.

Really ever any doubt?

I mean.

JOHN MAYER

IS

THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!

SERIOUSLY.

OH, MY GOD!!!!!!!!

*THUD*