I really thought John Mayer was growing his hair out.
But, somewhat sadly.
Based on pics posted on another website that shall remain NAMELESS
Cuz they say mean things about my baby.
(That would be John).
Looks like John Mayer may have gotten a…
“wait for it”
HAIRCUT!!
*gasp*
Imma do something I NEVER DO.
Imma give the hair cut a teeny, weeny, VERY TINY LITTLE BIT of a boo.
I mean, gee JOHN MAYER.
Now I will have less hair to tug on when we finally make hot, steamy, sweet and nasty…
I’ll let you fill in the blanks.
BUT.
Wait.
John Mayer’s short hair does bring out the gorgeous, masculinity of his perfectly DIVINE features.
So.
I guess Imma give the haircut a big fat YAY(!!) after all.
Was there.
Really ever any doubt?
I mean.
JOHN MAYER
IS
THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!
SERIOUSLY.
OH, MY GOD!!!!!!!!
*THUD*












