To John Mayer With Love

John Mayer is a gor­geous, gor­geous man!!

John Mayer has a gor­geous, gor­geous home.

The gui­tar in the pic just before this would make for an AWESOME gui­tar f*ck fan­tasy!!  Don’t you think??

OKAY!!  From now on … When I lay in bed dream­ing of John Mayer … I will dream … that I am sleep­ing in THIS bed. On sec­ond thought.  When I dream of John Mayer … why the HELL … would I waste time think­ing about his bed! For that mat­ter.  WHY THE HELL WOULD I DREAM I WAS SLEEPING????? Yeah.  I got noth­ing.  I’m still back dream­ing of not sleep­ing with John Mayer in a bed … out of a bed …why am I still wast­ing time think­ing about beds???

(All the pics in this post came to me via Insider.com)